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Jon Clendaniel

08/15/2034

  • Cosmic Bocce
  • how to win at Cosmic Bocce
  • cheats for Cosmic Bocce
  • highest level of Cosmic Bocce
  • post-apocalypse mobile games
  • post-apocalypse games where you don’t die
  • Geocalypse Now
  • cheats for Geocalypse Now
  • why do I keep dying in Geocalypse Now
  • can you win at Geocalypse Now
  • quarter life crisis age
  • am I too old to have a quarter life crisis
  • am I wasting my life
  • how to lead a more fulfilling life

08/16/2034

  • why is my wifi not working
  • why is my power out
  • power outage near me
  • what to do during a power outage
  • how to play solitaire
  • how to play solitaire with real cards
  • why is it still light outside
  • what is happening

08/17/2034

  • apocalypse playlist
  • chill songs for the apocalypse

08/18/2034

  • why is my power still out
  • how widespread is the outage
  • how long can milk last without refrigeration
  • how long can beer last without refrigeration
  • why are there auroras in the sky

08/19/2034

  • solar flare
  • effects of a solar flare
  • coronal mass ejection
  • geomagnetic storm
  • superflare
  • how long does it take the power grid to recover after a superflare
  • Carrington Event

08/21/2034

  • why is my chip still working
  • why is the Ceralinc search engine still working
  • wireless mesh networks
  • Ceralinc underground wifi routers
  • Ceralinc underground servers
  • are underground servers affected by geomagnetic storm

08/22/2034

  • why do I keep losing at solitaire

08/27/2034

  • why are all the stores empty
  • popup supply distribution centers
  • supply distribution center near me

09/01/2034

  • how to guard against looters
  • self-defense basics
  • martial arts tutorials
  • how to learn martial arts by yourself quickly

09/04/2034

  • martial law definition
  • habeas corpus
  • what does it mean to suspend habeas corpus

09/16/2034

  • blue flag with gray cross
  • armed group with blue and gray flag
  • who are the Peacekeepers
  • why are the Peacekeepers violent
  • what happened to the military
  • why do people suck

09/18/2034

  • fastest routes out of town
  • map search: directions from current location to Smith National Forest; mode of travel: walking
  • what to bring on a hike
  • what to bring on a long hike
  • how long will 26 packets of ramen last

09/19/2034

  • can I drink water from a stream
  • how to purify stream water
  • how to light a fire without matches
  • how to keep a fire from going out

09/20/2034

  • Ceralinc chip users near me

09/22/2034

  • how to fix up an old cabin
  • roof repair basics
  • how to make shingles
  • shingle alternatives
  • how to prepare a cabin for winter
  • insulation materials
  • insulation materials you can find in the woods

09/28/2034

  • hunting basics
  • best animals to hunt for food
  • how to kill an animal without a gun

09/30/2034

  • how to gut an animal carcass
  • how to gut an animal carcass if you’re squeamish
  • can you eat an animal without gutting it
  • non-meat protein sources in the wild

10/06/2034

  • how to live off the grid
  • cheap craft ideas
  • how to build your own musical instruments
  • best campfire stories
  • campfire stories that don’t involve death or monsters
  • guide to constellations

10/15/2034

  • how to fight loneliness
  • things you can do by yourself
  • how to disable Ceralinc safe search blocking

10/19/2034

  • is it bad to talk to yourself
  • mental breakdown warning signs

10/21/2034

  • Ceralinc chip users near me
  • is this the end for me

10/26/2034

  • Ceralinc chip users near me
  • is there anyone out there please help me I’m not violent like those other people I just want someone to talk to is there a person or computer or bot reading these searches I can’t last out here by mys
  • how to extend Ceralinc search entry character limit

10/29/2034

  • how to kill yourself painlessly
  • how to kill yourself painlessly without chemicals or medicine
  • how long does it take to die if you hang yourself
  • how to deactivate user agreement violation warnings
  • why is suicide a violation of the user agreement

10/30/2034

  • meditation basics
  • is meditation literally just sitting
  • cognitive behavioral therapy
  • mindfulness

10/31/2034

  • what is a mantra
  • list of mantras
  • best mantra
  • can I make up my own mantra

11/02/2034

  • affirmations
  • manifesting
  • what can you manifest
  • can you manifest happiness
  • can you manifest food

11/03/2034

  • yoga poses
  • full lotus
  • can you do full lotus pose without injuring yourself

11/04/2034

  • hernia symptoms
  • hernia treatment

02/03/2035

  • how to deactivate Ceralinc brainwave lifesign monitoring
  • how to deactivate automated Ceralinc 90 day inactivity penalty warning
  • how can Ceralinc fine me if the global banking system has collapsed

02/22/2035

  • how to talk to women
  • how to talk to outdoorsy women
  • are outdoorsy women attractive
  • how to talk to women who hunt
  • is a woman hunting a red flag
  • small talk about hunting

02/23/2035

  • Ceralinc chip users near me

02/24/2035

  • how to apologize to women
  • male chauvinism definition
  • how to not be patronizing
  • how to know when to shut up

02/25/2035

  • how to be useful to women

03/11/2035

  • how to tell if a woman likes you
  • relationship advice
  • how to ask a woman out

03/13/2035

  • date ideas
  • date ideas on a budget
  • date ideas on an extremely limited budget
  • fun things to do with a woman in the woods
  • how to re-enable Ceralinc safe search

04/14/2035

  • gardening tips
  • transplanting wildflowers
  • prettiest wildflowers for garden
  • how to make a cabin pretty

05/07/2035

  • how to carve wedding rings out of wood

05/09/2035

  • marriage vows

06/05/2035

  • ocular image capture
  • how to save an image from ocular implant
  • save image 00054314

06/30/2035

  • how to make friends as a married couple
  • how to make friends when you live in the woods

07/01/2035

  • settlements near me
  • Ceralinc chip users near me
  • Ceralinc chip users near me apart from user 51874932753
  • map search: directions from current location to 41.845496, -123.981777; mode of travel: walking

07/03/2035

  • how to cook for a large group
  • cookout tips
  • lawn games
  • Cosmic Bocce with real people

07/05/2035

  • communal living tips

07/17/2035

  • how to create a new government
  • examples of forms of government
  • how to make government less shitty than before
  • how to rebuild society

08/16/35

  • family planning

09/17/2035

  • why does my head hurt

09/18/2035

  • Ceralinc chip malfunction
  • Ceralinc chip troubleshooting
  • Ceralinc chip battery life
  • how does a Ceralinc chip recharge
  • inductive charging
  • electromagnetic induction
  • when did I have an induction coil inserted into my head
  • Ceralinc chip recharging using electromagnetic fields
  • would a geomagnetic storm affect Ceralinc chip recharging
  • how long can Ceralinc chip go without recharge
  • how has my chip been recharging
  • Ceralinc chip backup energy source
  • why is my brain an energy source

09/19/2035

  • is everyone’s chip malfunctioning
  • how to relieve pain from Ceralinc chip malfunction

09/20/2035

  • Ceralinc chip removal
  • why can’t I remove my chip
  • review Ceralinc user agreement
  • why did people agree to this

09/21/2035

  • confusion from chip malfunction
  • why are people saying random things
  • will I start saying random things

09/23/2035

  • does God exist
  • what happens after death
  • will I see a light

09/24/2035

  • why is everything green
  • I see green
  • sea of green

09/25/2035

  • where is wife
  • locate Ceralinc user 51874932753
  • how to find chip not detected

09/26/2035

  • red in streets
  • will the screaming stop
  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

09/27/2035

  • image of my wife
  • I want to see my wife
  • access image 00054314

09/28/2035

  • access image 00054314
  • access image 00054314

09/29/2035

  • abscess image 05bu24814

09/30/2035

  • a c nq ha ad a e l p

12/30/2035

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Jon Clendaniel

Jon Clendaniel is a writer of speculative fiction from western Pennsylvania. His work has appeared in Illustrated Worlds, Flash Point Science Fiction, and Shelter of Daylight, among others. When not writing, he can usually be found watching obscure horror movies or buying way too many used paperbacks. You can find him at jonclendaniel.com.

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